Sorry, no one is ever really supposed to see this web page. Why, you might ask, it seems to be a perfectly good web page. Well if you are reading this message it means something has gone awry in one of the tubes. How could this have happend? Did someone get a little too hopped up on Code Red and spill it all over our new website? Maybe someone forgot to carry the one when they were calculating how many gigawatts we needed, we are pretty sure it is 1.21 or is it 42? At any rate, we would like to apologize that you were not able access your memories in more user friendly manner. We have logged the error within our system, but do not let that stop you from giving us some helpful feedback, by sending us an e-mail.
This is really embarrassing, we really wondered how this could have happened, maybe the programmer forget the French fries, to go with the soda, or maybe, they had some bad mojo with the red pill that they took. Maybe we shouldn't have written all of those tank programs.